the mullet

had to take few minutes to exult in the sweeping democrat sweeping midterm victoy and King Cobra's resignation.


finally, a new dawn and direction for the country. the last six years have been painful indeed.



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for the extravagent sum of $64,000 what's wrong with this script?



DECLARE @strTableName sysname
DECALRE @strSQL varchar(1024)
DECLARE @strRoleName sysname


SET @strRoleName = XXXXXXX -- username here


DECLARE tables_cur CURSOR FOR
SELECT TABLE_NAME FROM INFORMATION_SCHEMA.TABLES

OPEN tables_cur


FETCH NEXT FROM tables_cur INTO @strTableName
WHILE @@FETCH_STATUS = 0 BEGIN
--PRINT @strTableName
SET @strSQL = 'REVOKE SELECT ON [' + @strTableName + '] FROM [' + @strRoleName + ']'
EXEC (@strSQL)
FETCH NEXT FROM tables_cur INTO @strTableName
END


CLOSE tables_cur
DEALLOCATE tables_cur


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I've selected a few of the random things swirling in my head to share with you all, mostly because the mullet is too lazy to actually post anything meaningful:

--Preznit Bush (R-ADHD) sounds more and more like a bumbling fourth grader than the leader of the free world. seriously... little man mullet, who is only three, has a better grasp of sentence structure and train of thought than our commander in chimp

--the mullet is really NOT looking forward to oil changes in the middle of january. it's just too damn cold to roll around underneath the war wagon

--does anyone actually care about Nick Leche anymore....if anyone ever did?

--muzzleloader opens in two days, and the weather promises to be cold, wet and windy

--microsoft certification exams suck

--the older the mullet is, the more sarcastic and snarky the mullet becomes

--Jack Daniels remains the magic elixer to cure all ills

--Vince Neil was probably the worst vocalist of the entire 1980's

--the Dallas Cowboys will once again miss the playoffs, and deservedly so


the mullet will save a few for later. please feel free to discuss amongst yourselves.

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so, the mullet is waiting patiently in line at the bank (who shall remain nameless for their protection) to pay the mortgage. it's a pilgrimage the mullet must make for the next twenty plus years, until casa de mullet is acutally mine and not the bank's anymore.

while waiting patiently, the mullet is subjugated to perhaps the worst torture imaginable:


dolly parton warbling "And I Will Always Love You" of whitney houston fame



it was, perhaps, the most painful thing the mullet has ever had to endure.

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little man mullet received his official certificate of achievement yesterday, congratulating him on his ability to pee in a potty. those of you who are parents know what this means, and it's no small feat. there was much rejoicing in the mullet home, and little man has been dry for FOUR CONSECUTIVE DAYS.

not bad for someone who just turned three less than two months ago.


the mullet and mrs. mullet are most proud of him.

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the mullet (in his best william-shatner-drawn-out-dialogue) just..has..no..time.
time for this, time for that. jeebus, the mullet is already more than a week behind schedule in prepping for the next certification exam. sooooooo, in the spirit of laziness (and to try something new), the mullet presents the latest in his lazy-ass posts:

You Have Your Sarcastic Moments

While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge. In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead! And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in. Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious.

while the mullet doesn't appreciate the feminine implications and picture, there's some neat stuff to piddle away your time.

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typically, the mullet listens to NPR on the long commute to the rockpile. mostly to keep up to date on world events. also because the mullet has pretty much two radio station choicesfor music, and they both SUCK.

given that, I don't ever want to hear these tunes again.

ever.

Hotel California --The Eagles
Shook Me All Night Long -- AC/DC
Hear She Comes Again -- The Cars
Rebel Rebel -- David Bowie
Jamie's Crying -- Van Halen
Wonderful Tonight -- Eric Clapton
Born to Run -- Bruce Springsteen
absolutely ANYTHING by Tom Petty
Sweet Home Alabama -- Lynyrd Skynyrd
Radar Love -- Golden Earring
Rock 'n Roll Hootchie Koo -- Rick Derringer

It's not that they're bad tunes (except The Cars makes the mullet's eyes bleed), but fer cryin' out loud, the local yocals played these tunes out years ago.


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note to Joe: you even have to ask?



jeebus, this is like watching a train wreck. it's a truly horrible sight, but you just can't... seem... to... look... the... other...way


editor's note: since it's youtube, the rockpile proxy servers won't bring it down. if yours will, it's a work-safe link

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seems k8 has managed to escape the rockpile, only to go over to the darkside.

the mullet fears the new Grand Inquisitor, and trembles at the thought of much questioning and accusation. the mullet, ever mindful of the ravaging hordes of the dark robed army, follows his P&P to the letter.

still, after a torture session with the dark lords, the mullet cannot help but feel icky and violated. just thinking about it makes we want to shower with kerosene and steel wool.

maybe a hearty "congrats" will mean a shred of leniency in the dungeons...

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